This entire thing is so stupid it’s giving me a migraine.

What’s more, the quality of a pun is directly related to its awfulness.

In LA, probably failing public services exacerbated by homelessness. Typhus is an epidemic ultimately caused by poor or limited public sanitation, and the homeless are the most exposed to those condition.

Oh...please don’t. I’ve already got multiple people quoting scripture trying to prove to me we’re in the End Times. Don’t encourage them.

Tsar Bomba actually had a designed yield around 100Mt. It was “self-limiting” (so to speak) to 58Mt, because the reaction mass being blown apart while the reaction was ongoing, so not all of the core was consumed.

The behemoth is named Perucetus colossus

I was interesting to a dentist once.

Every wife of a serial killer I’ve ever seen interviewed seems 1) extremely submissive, when not actually abused, and/or 2) in extreme denial. Which is not to blame the wives - more, I think, that that’s the sort of spouse sociopaths seek out.

I’d rather have one on Richard Feynman.

“Miami Shark Mayhem?”

Have a few friends in the industry, who don’t know him, but have been on set and associated with him, and seen him associate with others.

The lawmakers proposed HHS modify a section of HIPPA to prevent doctors or health care providers from releasing patient records to law enforcement unless the agency has first obtained a search warrant signed by a judge.

I’ve worked with a few debt collectors. They don’t typically collect on behalf of a creditor. They buy delinquent accounts from a creditor at pennies on the dollar, then try to collect on them and pocket whatever they get. So usually (not always - I know Bank of America handles credit card delinquency differently),…

And the old Prius - you couldn’t sit in the back of the gen 3 without bending your neck at an impossible angle.

Bury this slideshow in a shallow grave.

The decision allows you to choose who you do and do not want to associate and do business with.

Wait...you mean space dementia isn’t a real thing?

It’s oddly aggressive. The sort of change engineers would usually make after they’ve worked out most of the known failure modes.

Actually, below about 1000 feet, a catastrophic implosion ignites the air. So less “chunky marinara sauce” than “charcoal briquettes.”

Because when I need the future predicted, I turn first to the nearest CEO.  Who can’t even reliably forecast his company’s next year’s performance.