I just push people’s carts out of the way with my own. Then usually get told I’m inconsiderate...

Allowed? Encouraged.

I remember these commercials from when I was a kid. And I had a Pinto when I was about 18. It was an awful, awful car. But while that demolition derby commercial is almost all lies, I’ll give credit for one truth: easy as hell to repair.

Holy shit. I’ve driven RVs that got better mileage.

This is Paul Lanzante. If he says to start it like that, you do so. He’s isn’t practically an expert. He is an actual expert.

We’ve got to get him and Zay Jones together...

This is 21st Century America.  Somewhere out there, somebody believes he does.

There never was.

They had to have blown through at least two intersections at that speed, too.

The design of drivers has not changed in approximately 40,000 years.

Although declared brain dead a few hours later...

Good thing, too.  If this were a Tesla, the pool would still be on fire.

And there should be flashing yellow lights overhead at the turn itself.

That's one of the major reasons it was such a silly proposal.  Tariffs on...Toyota?  

...blame [insert President’s name here], even though he won’t have much to do with it...

The national security issue Trump was focused on, though, was protecting the US auto industry from competition.  

a driver taking a rather cavalier attitude toward the Cromwell tank

If they were real IEDs they would be armed with motion detectors and gone off when the cops got there, right?

People expect gasoline to burn - it’s a feature of gasoline.

To me, Philly will always be “The City That Bombed Itself.”