I got out of it by telling my father “Dad I swear you’re gonna drive me to drink if you insist on me drivin’ that Hot Rod Lincoln.”

“We make a joke: It is a highway from nothing to nothing,”

the cops in my area thinks that literally anything that goes boom is a terrorist attack so they’re not allowing any info out until they know more...

As a teen, I had a boss who had one.  I always fantasized about mounting a top turret from a B-17 in the trunk, that beast was so huge.

And orange carnival barker presidents.

Death doesn’t scare me.

Given my current ready cash consists of a jar of quarters my wife is going through to see if there are any W stamped ones,

Some, yes.  Not $30B worth.  At its current price, that’s more than 15% of the TSLA float.

Any random American girl is probably tens of thousands of times more likely to be maimed by a car on her way to school, than to be abducted and forced into slavery.

First, I’m not a conservative.

One of these needs to be the “Torchinsky.”

No.

It’s such an ahistorical statement that it’s actually funny.

In this case, the objections raised were in bad faith, based on a fat sack of manufactured partisan lies.

Another underrated contributor to the decline of the bowman was the creation of field cannon. The archer was historically the “firepower” component of the “mass-firepower-maneuver” triad, effectively acting as artillery. When cannon got small enough to haul around the battlefield, it also partially supplanted the role…

I instinctually grabbed the bat I keep under my bed and charged towards the sound and didn’t realize until I was halfway down the stairs that I was completely naked. I felt pretty vulnerable,

Voting against certifying an election result is not sedition.

A submarine being towed by a semi-submersible tug boat seems rather meta...

The FDA must be fun at parties.