Oh my God, the Safarikar is the most wonderful vehicle I’ve ever seen.  

You secured it to a roof rack?

The TRULY sad thing is that I had to specify it was sarcasm. I was thinking as I typed it “People actually believe this shit, so I better make it clear I’m not one of them.”

What’s cute about this, and all the responses, is “companies.”

There needs to be a huge cultural shift to realize we’re all in this together, but fuck I wish I knew how to bring that about

Oh, look, a shill for the Deep State’s First Responder cabal. How much are they paying you to encourage people to get secretly microchipped for the UN 2030 Global Government?

Give them automatic weapons?

I believe that’s “Hee Haw.”  And you’re the first person ever to call “Hee Haw” just amazing.

Or from my Prius. To change the dead battery, you had to unlock the driver’s door with a key, crawl back to the hatch, open the hatch, then take apart the back deck to reach the battery.

“We don’t have a shortage, we have a supply crunch” is so disingenuous it’s hilarious.  

That’s what I said Saturday: “They’ll restore from backups by Tuesday and have this fixed.” And it’s now Wednesday...what the hell?

If pumps are empty it’s because of self-fulfilling prophecy, not scarcity.

“Uber is paying me to give people free rides” is a very good argument that their drivers are, in fact, employees and not “contractors.”

The value comes from the willingness of people to accept it as a currency. Basically, bitcoin has value because people buy and sell it.

An apt analogy.

Convict them of what?  It's not illegal to fail to apply server patches.

Western women now discover what liberal Arab women have known all along.

Common sense isn’t, particularly when you’re an asshole like this cop.

“My used car is an appreciating asset!” is no less ridiculous than “My dog-based currency backed by the comedic stylings of an autistic billionaire is an appreciating asset!”

Before he jumped off the bridge, he shouted “DAMMIT, CHLOE, WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!!!”