I think this is fanfic from one of the dudes that were so sorry that they had abortions.

This woman is the type of mother that makes me hate mothers.

Why would God watch football when his son can't even win the quarterback job for the fucking Titans?

...uh, you do know I'm a Texan, right? You do know I went to school at UT and was a member of the capitol press corps? Oh, and I did my graduate work at another Texas university in government and political science? Uh huh. I thought not.

A-Ha Clinton Dix wouldn't hesitate to take him on.

+1 peanut

"An orange jumpsuit? For me?"

"Dear Congress,

I don't know how to feel about this show. I watch like it's a car accident on a highway. I know it's going to be painful to watch, but like the rest of humanity I stare at the accident. This show is pure pain. When I mean painful, I mean the feelings I deal with when I watch this show. It's not a bad show. It's a…

HARRY STYLES PROPOSED TO SOMEONE NOT ME AND I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW GREYS WORK AND I DEFINITELY JUST UPLOADED AN AVATAR AND I DON'T SEE IT AND NOW BITCHES ARE TELLING ME NOT TO PARTY WANTONLY

Winter is coming.

Watching the last season of True Blood is like watching a TV show die slowly of Alzheimer's.

Farts.

Weirdly, I haven't gotten much mom-shaming yet — maybe I'm just lucky? Only one person has flat-out told me that I ought to stay home rather than going back to work at the end of my maternity leave. However, I inadvertently opened up a can of worms by asking for feedback on our baby registry. People have…

I don't think Donald is taking it well being onstage as opposed to his usual perch

My boyfriend, huge anime nerd, keeps shaking his head at any mention of this, saying, "But it was a bad show. This is like if they rebooted Three's Company. I don't get it." To which I must respond, "YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH."

I didn't know how much I cared until I got choked up.