Shade Court nomination: is Judge Kara Brown shading Groupthink, the subblog oft mistaken for a Jezebel subblog, with the inclusion of Tyra’s tweet in tweetbeat?
Miss Swift we are glad to see that you received our gift basket and that the mind control vitamin supplements are kicking in.
Michelle Pfeiffer waits in line like an actual person?? But she is Miss Baltimore Crab!
Engelbert! Thats the new baby’s name, they already told me what they were planning to name a boy.
I experience a God Given sadness every time someone brings up Glen Beck
Are you Deer God? It’s me, Margaret.
I’m addicted to ellipses. My use of them makes me a pariah...but I love them. I am in treatment though.
Add cream of mushroom to weed and alcohol and you have an excellent casserole.
Here is Jaime Camil’s “For Your Consideration” Emmy advert, which embodies the lusty, seductive essence of his Jane…
I thought a Zoodle was across between a zebra and a poodle?
Maybe he can pull a Tyler Perry and play all the Kardashians? I would watch the shit out of that movie!
my only experience with Hooters at all is my Grandmother was a huge fan, because of owls. Owls.
KARA IS BACK, Y’ALL
Between her collaborations with Terry Richardson, her support for Floyd Mayweather, and the misogynistic lyrics that appear in her music, my feeling is that Beyonce can officially eat shit.
Reporter: what will prevent another Freddie Gray? Mosby: Accountability. R:There hasn’t been any for so long. Mosby:You’re getting it now.
The best way to end these movies would be to Shyamalan-twist them and reveal that Grey was the murderer from The Fall all along.
In April, Pakistan was host to two separate fashion weeks: one in Karachi at the beginning of the month, and another…
I’m glad you were born!