Your grandma sounds like The Bomb!

this is why grandparents are awesome and why parents suck.

Don’t underestimate old people. They’re like all-seeing oracles.

Don’t know if i should star this or send you a case of bourbon. Spending 24 hours under parents supervision blows. I was home schooled then after college I couldn’t find a job for 18 months(Thanks W) so I had to work construction with my dad and then spend the rest of the day in the house with him.

Man I hope someday when I’m old and have teenage grand kids I can screw with them like this.

Your grandmother is fucking awesome.

Buzz kill, man.

Forgot a key detail. When my fellow defensive lineman and I got smashed on creme de menthe he shat green for three days.

And, add in the self-absorption and utter boringness inherent in all things Baptist.

* MIT. “Look! I used a special argon compound and nitrogen propellant to DRAW our championship banners in the night sky for all time! I’M SO FUCKING CLEVAH.”

Nine fans. I just saw Jeff in a Cowboys hat.