Here's my attempt at this:

Baldur's Gate FTW! :D

(I just dug this out for a comment further down. Fight on, fellow Macross 7 lover!)

New 2D or 3D Metroid. Fav this up peeps!!

Pull Retro off of whatever nonsense they are making and put them to work on Metroid Prime 4 IMMEDIATELY

Aerith—original spelling and translation.

Now with free complimentary Ulala hostbot!

Well, the key to writing a good story is to write a few hundred bad ones first. So giving people discouraging feedback like this isn't really all that helpful.