Seriously. God, my life is boring in comparison.

Suuuuuuuure it is.

Except most of the things in the world you could fill in your blank space with weren’t created for the express purpose of killing people.

So they should only report on a perfect game or no-hitter if it happens less than once every 2 years?

So..... Once every 2 years is not considered rare?

GOD GET OUT OF HERE MICHAEL KAY, DEADSPIN IS NOT FOR YOU

GREETINGS STRIKER GRIGG

Does that make me more meta, or just an idiot?

This is solved by just turning everything off.

What I still do not understand is why DRLs are exclusively a “front-of-the-car-only” thing. Why not have all of the lights on the car come on with the exception of the headlights? Now that everything is LEDs, it’s not like it’s inefficient, or bad for bulb life. At least that would solve most of the problem. The…

Yes, that is what I just said. Seals are not dolphins.

Nice sierra. Is that a Escort body kit?

That’s an Escort.

Well.... boost goes in and apex seals go out.

It's a rotary. Air and fuel go in, apex seals go out.

I work for the logistics arm of Honda in Swindon, with the amount of building work that has gone into the plant gearing up for the civic hatch, I don’t see Honda pulling the plug anytime soon.

It’s fucked either way now. The two largest “leave” votes have been in Sunderland (Nissan) and Swindon (Honda), with both companies being major employers in the areas. I’d expect both companies to cut the plants adrift once the current models are finished, since they’re so out of sync with the localities…

As a brit I’m fucking terrified. I’m probably going to stay up all night waiting for this result. 2016 might turn out to be a global perfect shitstorm.

Definitely swingers.