I lived ~15 blocks from a zoo once, and got a year pass. I’d get baked and go wander around for an hour or two — it was glorious. Relaxing, go often enough that you didn’t feel like you had to see everything, and it makes it so you’re willing to go in the winter when half the animals aren’t out an visible.

It’s just as satisfying to shit talk a cheetah whether you have kids or not.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with going to the zoo as an adult with no kids. Anyone who says otherwise is a communist.

Sheeeeit.

They are a thing and those folks are legitimately crazy.

It’s not even close to being that simple. The officer would first of all need to prove such an event requiring him to use advanced driving existed at the times and dates logged. On top of that the police also aren’t allowed to use vehicles owned by the public for police business. Hell, they’re not even supposed to…

Love that but it would probably have a CVT.

Give the Patriots the perfect season.

For a little extra context... this interview took place after a State of Origin rugby league game, which is the biggest annual sporting event in Australia.

Yes, Medium is basically a successful (and better, I assume, I’ve never used it) version of Kinja.

He cycled all the time in his playing days

I hope he’s eating golfers by the foursome. Jesus Fucking Christ I hate golf.

I can only see a tiny window. Not seen it before on other Gawker live blogs, and copying the frame gets me a lot more, oddly, so I don’t know if it’s my end or yours.

Evans is overacting. He was getting on my nerves almost immediately.

Dude awesome username

Wow, you know many languages! Very impressive.

This drives me nuts. What vested interest does Vanessa have? She was entitled to a large settlement, but didn’t go after it. She was with JD for fourteen years and throughout the most lucrative part of his career. She was the one who didn’t want to get married because she didn’t believe in it. She has her own money…

I admire your commitment to this.

The car is a total rebuild! Look at the center photo on the website http://www.mendelsgarage.com/ This is a Crack Pipe with a crack in it!

here’s something else, the rear lights are wrong, in the ad they’re two discrete lamps on each side, but online all i can find is this