Let me get my pitchfork and blog ready this not ok.

I can’t think of a better way of explaining white people to aliens than this gif

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

Leave it to Americans to post some simple minded explanation for a complicated situation in order to score some incredibly lame political points at home.Corruption and mismanagement over the years has left the country dependent on oil money that is continually siphoned off by corrupt officials. This has happened…

Live Action Role Playing. It’s a form of contraception.

Counterpoint: Dude is being completely upfront about how dangerous it is and trying to cut his losses.

I dunno, I think he’s being perfectly open about it. The asshole thing to do, in my opinion, would be to mention how stable it is and that he just has to sell because he doesn’t have space or something. He’s not forcing anyone to buy it and he’s saying flat-out that he thinks it’s dangerous... but if someone else…

Good for him. Most college kids would hit the pipe.

That's a bat weight numb nuts

You know Youtube and other services do live in non-portrait mode, right? I mean, the humanity of portrait mode video.

Counterpoint:

Even when the proceeds from that museum go to providing young children with food and proper health care to help a generation of children from Madeira move off the island?

Not so. Only reason I clicked was to express discontent over the spoiler. Because if I knew there was a spoiler I wouldn't have clicked

This is why you write for Gawker Media instead of a legitimate organization.

“3 days to see the movie” ahahah are you for real. People give others a good leeway of time more than “3 days” and i say that as someone that saw the movie 2 weeks ago. Should I spoil the rest of the movie for you since I have all that time?

So you pissed a bunch of people off AND made less money?

Listen. I like The Concourse. It does some great things with film culture commentary. This article is not one of those things. If you guys want to troll, go play LoL.

“You had three days to see it” is fucking disingenuous at best. I can roll with maybe a month or two, but come on.

The way that you are defending it makes it crystal clear that the article’s title was a deliberate attempt to drive page views by people upset about the embedded spoiler.

Amen, sister. Almost 32 and still baby-free, thanks to my fear of penises as a teenager, and a free supply of slut pills as an adult. THANKS OBAMA.