I’m not sure I understand how this is a question. Are cheese and fish classed as meat now?!

The UK was very much saved by its terrible electoral system from their ranting nonsense.

I have a comfy toilet, I’m in there for a while.

don’t post pics with a person that is the same sex as you if they are hotter than you.

I knew a sammy called Oscar, not the same one (friend had no kids) but coincidence!

I can’t tell if he’s in pain or getting off.

While we are in the low hanging fruit position, I can’t believe I’ve not seen this today;

You’re going to let him leave the seat up?

Haven’t the majority left (or is that the joke?)

When I’m out Finch incarnate, no way are my cheeks going on anyone elses seat. When I’m home give me 20-30 minutes just for a pee that gets out of hand.

I would have starred this but a cover sounds like a festering germ trap.

Hey, fuck no, seat and lid down in the casa del sexwheelie thanks.

Oh, you mean like this?

Speak for yourself I’m sniffing lines of Ajax

No, they - much like the roads - streamed it.

Sir Chris Hoy 6xOlympic Champion 11xWorld Champion track cyclist. I now design bikes @HOYbikes, clothing@HOYVulpine, write kids books#FlyingFergus & race cars

Can’t believe this didn’t get a mention, or maybe it did! The magic of Kinja.

NBA’s Ross Geller

I’ve got a Neville Southall on line 2 and a telegram from a Mr Fatty Foulke waiting for you!

Follow it in from the top right and you can see the wipe.