Steven Adams wants to show you his model trains.

Fitzpatrick: I'm not a man of many words! I hate pleonasm, despise verbosity, and detest loquaciousness! I'm not going to practice circumlocution here, fellows, nor try to pass off some periphrasis as hortatory rhetoric! No! All the vainglory and speechifying—I'll leave that to others! What I want to say is LET'S GET…

I had never heard of the wiener version before now. My first exposure to the theme was Game of F***ing Thrones (NSFW, obviously):

He traveled.

Bill Gramatica: /cracks open the champagne

My 6 year old son just asked me if that was his first time tackling someone.

LeBron went back to Cleveland?!

My favorite part of the song in the clip above are these lyrics:

I think the real shame is that a full-grown man or woman would wear any jersey.

"A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing it. I don't know how they...how do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women.…

I still think it looks cheap and nasty. The design is akin to those cheap metal watches you find in those plastic eggs. It isn't what a watch should look like. The Moto is a step in the right direction but it still looks a bit odd on the wrist. Watches are used for more stylistic reasons that functionality. All these…

In my very personal opinion (based on experience, as a child, but an opinion nonetheless), one of the biggest reasons domestic violence is rarely appropriately punished, and one of the biggest reasons women struggle to leave, is that domestic violence is seen as one of those things that is personal and between the…

Well that's just a whole bunch of sad right there. Sad because she thinks it's a ratings ploy, sad that she defends her husband, sad that it reminds me that even after everything that went down she made that man her husband, sad that it took the second video for this punishment to come down when the first was horrific…

They must be using a lousy microphone, because I'm watching these videos and all I can hear is a rhythmic slapping sound.

How about the fans who gave him a standing ovation:

Fuck you Deadspin. Who are you to mock the lifelong tradition and heritage of white men to be racially insensitive? Blackface is a time-honored tradition going all the way back to the good ol' days of 19th century, when things were better. 83% of black people have no problem with blackface. Stupid libturds getting…

As a black person, I dont speak for all black people, we are not monolithic, But reading this email, I dont think its racist, its just a business man trying to figure out why his shit is fucked up. Hes speaking frankly, and probably factually on alot of his points, Hes basically saying mix this shit up, black and…

I'll be waiting for an app that will clear the browser history on my home computer if I should ever flat-line.

Quick! Somebody come up with a duller synopsis of GitS!

Photo: A woman nude, lying on her back, giant money shot across her back (NSFW)