This made my day, thanks Tim.

This isn’t Darwinism. This is teenaged boys and their teenaged brains at work. Most of us escape our teen years having done something stupid that could have killed us. It’s a sad story and the fact that these boys were brothers compounds that tragedy.

I meant this in the sense that he’s beloved around the community, and, since we’ve been terrible forever, that counts.

They just wanted the ball and were going to score.

That game was like sex, if sex included Al Michaels and Chris Collinsworth watching you the whole time and getting completely flabbergasted by what they were seeing.

Well aren’t you special.

Bahamut. Which one? Can I say all?

But then this never happens:

Going to go against my obvious answers as a Seahawks fan and give you something better instead:

If I could go back in time, I’d have lunch with Adolf Hitler in Vienna, 1912, before he had fully embraced antisemitism. We’d talk about what his plans were for the money from his father’s estate and have a passionate discussion on the merits of zonal marking on set pieces. Hitler would order the schnitzel, and I, the…

Favre doing anything but this. That team was so fun to watch, would have loved to see them in the Superbowl.

2001 world series - Yankees clinging to a 2-1 lead in Game 7 and Mariano Rivera pitching in the 9th. No out, man on first and Mo ields a bunt and fires the ball into centerfield. D’backs eventually tie and then win the game and the series in this inning.

The tuck rule penalty in the Patriots AFC championship versus The Raiders. I would like to see what (if any) effect that would’ve had on the current NFL landscape.

Yeah, but if you play it backwards, it's an auctioneer selling priceless Satanic heirlooms.

TWO WIIMOTES AT ONCE!

Here's someone from ESPN who actually needs a 3 week Twitter suspension.

I was expecting to see three or four tweets... but then it just... kept... GOING.

Alright, I concede defeat. My memory isn't what it used to be apparently, as I hadn't seen Safer Sephiroth in far too long. It doesn't help that they'd always looked like legs to me when I was little.