Unless the first score is a touchdown (or a safety, but that’s a lot less likely). The new rule did at least make it so a team can’t just advance the ball 30 or 40 yards and kick a field goal to win the game outright, but it still gives an enormous advantage to the team that wins the coin flip.

I’m beginning to think that Beer of the Week is only here so people can mention that they were in the Czech Republic.  When I was backpacking around India we always made fun of people that casually dropped their travel exploits into conversations.

Somewhere Steve Moore is painfully attempting to nod in approval.

If you’ve ever lived in an apartment complex where you have to bring your trash to a dumpster, you will know that this is how most people throw their trash bags away, including just leaving it in the parking lot after missing.

[2020; Washington D.C] The state finally delivered a bigger dumpster this a.m. to haul the former president to a composting site for an autopsy.

*Starts reading*

True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy.

Real football fans want Kenny Chesney every year.

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BAT-DIIIICK

See, as a Canadian, and an Edmonton CFL Franchise fan, I have a totally different view of Warren Moon as a QB.

I simply don’t understand when people complain that the halftime entertainment for a game whose target audience is largely “middle aged people from the suburbs” is a broadly popular if somewhat bland musical act that appeals to middle aged people from the suburbs, and not some cutting-edge artist that only you and…

Gesser attempted to guide her hand to his penis at the end of a massage

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

Man I haven’t thought about Brewster’s Millions in forever. That was such a fun, underrated movie. As much as I’m tired of remakes/reboots I would actually be on board with one. But who would play the Richard Pryor/John Candy roles I wonder?

Cutler would have been the true test, and he would have been murdered by Belichick. 

God, this Bill Belichick-Robert Kraft-Tom Brady relationship is going to make such a great sports movie when it finally gets made. But does anyone know when Kevin Spacey, Martin Sheen, and Air Bud’s shooting calendars will all be free at the same time next?

Charlie Pierce is a goddamn gem, and his writing should be required reading for anyone looking to get into capital-S Serious journalism

I’d listen to a sprinter about the physics of running.

I’d listen to a sprinter about the politics of running.

I’d listen to a sprinter about the politics of being whatever gender/race/sexuality he or she happens to be, given that they spend more time being those things than they do sprinting.

I wouldn’t trust one to…

I dunno, Jonathan Martin lasted like three years in the OL room and it turned him into a school shooter. 

Ben Roethlisberger is a rapist.