Of all the fuckery that could excrete this preposterous utterance to coat my day like shit on the sides of an outhouse trench, and fill me as whole with delight as the hole of a rented receptacle, what fucking joy I now feel! All of you mili-cocks cheer with me, every shit-tainted one of you!

In terms of rec sports where the whole point is to have fun, and often get as drunk as possible, take a chill pill weekend warrior.

These veterans need to learn to respect the troops. 

The sad, unfortunate part of all of this is that this is how most people believe science works. That it is a sort of democratic process where all opinions get to present their views as truth, they debate all those positions, they vote, and whichever idea gets the most votes is the “truth.” That is what is happening…

“that suddenly and certainly doubts his superiority.”

That should be enough to tell you that we do not, in fact, live in the greatest country on earth.

The important thing is that you’ll get it right next time. What is the internet but a safe place to iterate on your mistakes in an encouraging and understanding public forum?

Funny that, as the leaders were backing up and it was looking like he might have a shot late in the day, the announcing crew mentioned that he was known to enjoy himself and hopefully he hadn't started early after his good round since he might find himself in a playoff. 

There’s a lot that factors into that. The well known GOP Christians are afraid of speaking up and losing the Trump base. Then there are the Christians that voted for Trump and are ashamed (a LOT of my friends are in that group). The conservative scene in America is in disarray right now. Alt-right groups have…

Ignorace was Liberace’s dim-witted younger brother.

No, but fucking imagine if one day we found one of the Voyager probes back in orbit around the Earth with the words, “shut up, nerds” scrawled on the golden record.

The only relevant inquiry is whether its scarier to find a clown in the ocean or a clown in space?  Answer me that, idiots. 

1. Space is scarier than the ocean.
2. Things in the Ocean are scarier than things in space.

One response will probably be “any time other than during the national anthem.” And someone will respond with “It’s not about the national anthem.” And the first guy will say “then don’t do it during the national anthem.” And the second guy will say “Well when is a good time?” And this will go on and on until we are…

Larry Fedora is Sacha Baron Cohen, isn’t he?

Could the Raptors flip him?

When he gets older he’s going to have a really hard time reaching the rocks near the bottom. I don’t think he’s thought this through as well as he thinks he has.

Couldn’t he just go old school and keep a skull on his desk?

Scrolls to bottom of page, glasses on tip of nose:

It’s actually a soccerball, with a soccerball inside it, with a soccerball inside it, with a soccerball inside it, with a soccerball inside it, with a soccerball inside it, with a soccerball inside it, with a soccerball inside it, with a core of polonium.