Both teams are guaranteed a possession in OT, and it has been thus for a few years now.

If you like that, check out a band called Exmortus.  Old school thrash with much more awesome guitar wankery.  Slave to the Sword is a fun album.

Tom Petty was right.  The wait truly is the hardest part.

Marky Mark will play Brady in dog-face.

I’ve always thought Will Farrell could play John Candy type roles.  Pryor is much harder to figure out.  

Too edgy.  This is why you get Maroon 5.

The halftime show isn’t for football fans, it’s for all the other people who are watching their one game of the year.  

Same thing that happens nearly every year.  Go to the Superbowl.

Let’s use your own example. You’re the GM of the Bucs, you’ve got multiple millions invested in Winston, and you’re no longer convinced he’ll get any better. Who are you replacing him with? Fitzpatrick? Draft someone and cross your fingers? Trade for somebody’s backup? Who would that be? There is no good answer.

Agreed. Generally indifferent to the ‘49ers, but every time I watched them when he was there I was amazed at what a polished, excellent football player he was/is. It bugs me when meathead football guys say things like, “he’s just a football player”, instead of something constructive or instructive. But with Gore, it’s…

Yeah! Also, why doesn’t every team without a good QB try to improve at that position. Baffling.

That’s standard operating procedure for these chuds. But that Hillary shoved her pussy in people’s faces to get what she wants is a new one on me, and perhaps explains the popular vote.  

You mean senial.

Think about how many sacks a guy like Von Miller would get if all he had to do is get two hands on a QB. Guys come around the edge all the time, get a hand or two on the QB, but are being pushed away by a blocker so that they can’t make a tackle. Small, fast guys would be sent on blitzes on all passing downs, doing…

David Booth kills all sorts of things:

My understanding is that acupuncture can have a minute level of effectiveness, but mostly as a placebo, and only while manipulating the affected area. There is no lasting benefit beyond a few seconds. It is primarily a money making scam, where grifters even claim its effectiveness for things like migraines, diarrhea…

Thank you. Let us not forget acupuncture, reiki, crystals and aroma therapy. The shit people will fall for is astounding. 

They “literally” do not.

Starred mainly for the amount of effort you put in here.

Starred mainly for the amount of effort you put in here.