It would mean they survived the Vietnam war, at the very least.

Isn’t everybody seventeen or older a 9/11 survivor?

True story. Some years ago, my wife and I were in a parking garage heading for the car after a Judas Priest concert. Close to where I was parked I saw a puddle of puke (really smelly), and in the centre of the puddle was a used condom. I don’t know how this monstrosity was created, but I will die with that image in my…

Calling out somebody’s insecurity screams of insecurity.  

There are health benefits to strengthening your body, and serious athletes across all sports have to lift in order to be stronger for their competitions. Otherwise, yes.

Handled it poorly?  The only way to handle it is to mind your own business.

Golfers and baseball players constantly film their sessions so they can analyze their form. This isn’t unusual in any activity in which form is critical.  Even if he was “ego-lifting”, who cares.  Why make a fuss?

Shut up and president!  On second thought...

Holy shit.  There’s crass commercialism, and then there’s this.  That there is even a store is tacky as hell.  

By the time that happened, his will was broken. Hard to blame him after the beating he’d been taking. I don’t care one whit about Cam Newton, but I can’t judge a beaten man who has lost his will to fight.  We all have a breaking point.

I laughed so loud when I saw that I scared my dog.

He’s not losing weight, he’s priming what’s already there. He may well gain weight while losing body fat.

Every bowl game but the four team playoff is meaningless.  Just an endless series of consolation prizes.  

History isn’t complicated to some people. Neither is the bible. They don’t know enough about either to have a valid opinion, but they’ll provide one which dubiously defends their personal bias. We’re all good at that, but idiots live by it.

There is such a dearth of quality QBs in the NFL that a team would sign a black man who identifies as a woman AND kneels for the national anthem if she had the talent of Aaron Rodgers.  

She just had tea with Trump. He’s more likely to have asked for a blow job than asked how often she does it, but maybe next time.  

Bedlam. The Jambaroo would be about soccer, WYTS would focus on the WNBA, and Albert will devote 5000 words about how unappreciated carpenter bees are. Respect tradition, weirdo.

Powerful institutions are often most concerned with maintaining power, at any cost. The Catholic church would rather protect their own than protect children from rape. Some police departments would rather innocent people suffer, or even die before condemning their own. I can think of countless other examples.

You are correct in all of this, but fashion constantly changes. I’ve been around long enough to have seen pleats come into fashion, and then go out of fashion. They’ll be back, just like cargo shorts which have come and gone twice in my time. I’m just fashion conscious enough to have gotten rid of my cargos, but I…

Somebody should remind them that caring this much about college football after your, let’s say 29th birthday, makes them pathetic losers.