Congratulations on being the guy who gets to define America and its values.  

Well, I’d say that getting into a situation which leads you to an indictment, guilty or not, and having it come back in your face 22 years later is most definitely a learning/teachable moment for players on his team.

I just asked my wife if she could name a famous baseball player. She said no. I asked her if she can name any baseball player. She said that there’s some guy named Jose, isn’t there? So, she actually knows a bunch of baseball players’ name.

It’s heaven. God didn’t put board shorts on Adam. At most, you’ll get a leaf over your junk when you’re whacking those ants.

If hell existed, jeffvanhungry would spend eternity wearing outfits designed for slightly chubby Victorian era girls.  

It’s the Mariners.  I can’t decide if he’s the next Kerry Wood, or Mark Prior.  

I found a Pho paste at a local Asian supermarket. It’s basically like a gooey bullion so you can make a quick and easy broth. Not bad, but I still would rather just go out and have the pros make it.  

Besides, drunk and dancing people aren’t exactly listening to, or paying any mind to lyrics anyway. A song is a song, who cares what it’s about if it’s fun musically.

I Will Always Love You, Whitney Houston. I’ve hated this fucking song forever and my local grocery store seems to play it every time I’m there. I have plugged my ears while shopping several times. She better be burning in hell for this act of violence.

This isn’t Dear Abbey here.

What I don’t understand about the decorative pillows is the insistence for them to be in the bedroom.  I get them in the living room, even the guest bedroom.  But who ever has people into their bedroom to hang out, which is the only possible reason that the bed has to look “nice”.  

Yeah, but if you have a lot of RBI it means you also have more clutch hits than most.

I think a number of GMs overthought it. The impressive thing that McPhee accomplished also is that despite fielding a surprisingly good team, he stockpiled picks. They have a chance to build something that can actually be sustained.

As a huge Oiler fan, I’m realistic about the year that just happened.  Also, as a huge Oiler fan, next year, here we come!  In Connor we trust!

It also can’t be discounted that the Pacific division stunk this year. If they were in the Metro or Central, they might not have made the playoffs.

Man to be Michael Buffer. I can’t imagine an easier job. The guy has managed to make a career out of working a few minutes a week.

Some might say that this guy should amicably part ways from a cannon

This is true. Was just tossing a quick sketch out there knowing full well that on a hockey post, the inimitable Le Comte de Brûleur would show up to lay a pile of paragraphs on us which would give the great Pink Skull as much, or even more information than he could possibly want.  I’m just a back-up trying to do my…

It’s not really against the rules, because it’s never come up before. But the ref could have justifiably given him a 10 min penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct if he’d wished. The refs do have the discretion to make these kinds of calls for either unsportsmanlike conduct or a gross misconduct, usually seen when a guy…

If you did most the things guys do to each other on the ice on the street, there’d be all sorts of assault charges.