Looks like a wax figure of Joan Cusack that’s been sitting out in the sun for a bit.  

This comment is the bee’s knees.

These are the “Blogs of our Lives.”  Tune in tomorrow as Magary interviews for a job at The Ringer, while Samer finally confesses his love for Lauren. 

Dwyane Wade’s due for a catastrophe if your theory is correct. Man’s had a good run so the reckoning will be brutal.

There will be some cynicism in the comments I’m sure because it’s not a real game, but as somebody who grew up watching the Expos, and became a Jays fan in the early ‘80s, this is beautiful. Legitimate goosebumps.

We don’t actually know if that’s Jared. We don’t even know the true context of this picture. There could be an altar and a bucket just out of frame for all we know. How do we even know that’s Theo and not his once very alive twin brother. The deep state works in mysterious ways.

I first saw that movie in my early 30s and I loved it to the point where I watched it multiple times. It’s perfect. The nostalgia for that time in your life you were just a boy, the things you thought about, worried about, and how rapidly the world was coming into focus, bit by bit. If you don’t like this movie,…

Meh, the movies are aimed at kids, no harm, no foul.

Ha-ha, you got greyed too.

I can’t decide whether he looks more like a guy who wacks people, or the kind of guy who has people wacked.  

I wish she would have said that he was very well endowed and it was the best sex she’d ever had.  Trump would have admitted to the relationship then.  Of course, the next day she would say it was a joke, that he was terrible and tiny.  Oh the tweets that would come.  

You don’t run a double reverse throwback to the QB in the fourth quarter when you’re leading 35-0 in a football game. You don’t steal bases in the 8th inning of a game you lead 10-0.  This is the hockey equivalent.

A mu-mu would better flatter his legs.

I don’t care what your job is. If you’re in the office twelve or more hours a day, ordering food in several times a day on someone else’s dime, and snacking while watching endless film, most of us would gain 30lbs pretty quick.

I hope the Saint’s cheerleader has a kinder fate. RIP Lennay.

They’re not allowed to have significant others, they must remain attainable, and chaste.  

Canadian here too. Generally, group of people go to the bar.  You order food and drinks, then more drinks, then some more.  When you’re done, you ask for the bill.  Waiter/ess comes to the table with a handheld payment machine.  You pay.  Can’t remember the last time a bar asked for a card before drinking.  

NBC does a good job with Indycar.  So, so much better than ABC.  

Maybe Fisher is a petty prick, but we don’t know the whole story. I don’t find it too hard to imagine that through their history together,Vince Young has apologized and made promises several times before.  If Fisher has heard more than three strikes worth of “I’m sorry coach, I’ll do better” from him, I can’t blame…

Barry’s poor mother.