I think that’s a good way of doing it. I’d go, enjoy the tour and see some cool shit, then not attend the Trump part.

It is perfection. Though a part of me wonders if the analytical Altuve isn’t just hyper-focused on trying to decipher how Trump’s hair works. 

That could be anybody’s hand.  

Then you don’t actually understand Tiger’s importance to golf. 

Was he losing?

One scumbag down.  David Dennison, you’re next.

Imagine being judged based on one random incident, without context, for the rest of your life. Just because somebody acts like an asshole doesn’t necessarily mean they’re an asshole.

He’s a thoughtful and bright man, who also happens to be a loudmouth. As far as I’m concerned, the NFL could use more guys like him.

Give Sherman credit for teaching Tom to sit?

Maybe, but I give him the benefit of the doubt given that Crabtree is more famous for being owned by two corners who couldn’t be more different as people, than he is for being a half decent receiver.  Whatever it is, Crabtree pisses people off.

Not if you don’t don’t like jazz or country music.  

Don’t tell that to Krazee-Eyes Killah.

This move should be called the Dennison.

Counterpoint:

This one?

This here?

The thought of the Catholic church having some kind of moral high ground is both hilarious and sad.

This is stupid. You can’t simulate shit like this, and besides, I guarantee you he’s already heard a lot worse on the field through his high-school and college career.  

Sure, but compared to the vast majority of Superbowl winning QB’s, his resume is pretty damn slim. I’m not rating him against his peers, I’m rating him against championship QB’s.