Well there it is, a sentence I genuinely never expected to read and don't even know what to do with.  Hillary Clinton reading In Search of Lost Time while eating a hot dog.  I have no words. 

“Hey Freakazoid, wanna go see a bear ride a motorcycle?”

Honestly the one scene I remember is the part where Kevin Pollak as the dad is watching Jeopardy and saying dumb shit to the TV. 

It’s such a crazy list of names and yet there’s an Addison and a Madison.

I feel like they missed the opportunity for him to be into something organic.

How is being inoffensive a requirement? Particularly with so many offense junkies aching for their sweet fix.

CAST

I was looking forward to 12 Minutes but jesus christ, it’s so fucking *awful*.

I mean, “Look, if James Bond doesn’t want to have any fucking fun with the genre any more, we’ll do it” has sorta been the series’ entire reason for existing in the first place, no?

Just so you know, melodicas don’t have to sound that bad. I say this as a melodica player myself and given that it is a fairly obscure instrument, more people are probably more familar with joke videos like that than have heard serious melodica playing.

If you had (or had friends with) good musical taste at 16, then there’s nothing to grow out of. If you listened to standard Top 100, then yeah I can see it sounding totally dated years down the road. 

Seppo? Had to look that one up, a bit too convoluted if you ask this fat fuck Yank. (also to Yanks, Yanks are old-guard Northeasterners generally, like either weird rural New Englanders or country club assholes) 

Yep I remember John Howard, who happened to be in the US at the time, using to recast himself as a “strong” leader and setting himself up for another six years in power.

war machine is a perfect example of ‘the netflix movie’: a big budget movie with talent and big stars that literally noone remembers anything about. the director’s followup, ‘the king’ also fits this bill.

Seriously, I’m confused about the quality difference between like all the other streaming services and Netflix. Netflix is mainly focusing on their originals, but they seem to have pretty poor choice of directors or screenwriters. They even have fairly big stars for some of them, but they’re lackluster. Hulu’s…

Netflix seems to have been beefing it pretty hard over the past couple of years. 

Much like his films, Mr Nolan was never boring but you could barely understand him half the time. 6 outta ten, was a decent life.

Did she also think of pitching it under the name of someone who isn’t married to Jonathan Nolan to see how that would go for her?

Fine. I’ll do it.

Edit: Someone already said this and Kinja won’t just let me fucking delete the comment. But who gives a shit? I live in the greys and my mistakes are only seen by the rest of the garbage people down here. #foververgrey

Nah, the 70s B-version would be that they introduced a drug, for say, cancer treatment, but which was really a CIA experiment in mind control.