Master Thespian!

The on-set make-up people would need to shave him between shots as well as touch up his make-up.

Hear, hear.

Operation Choke Point?

Set your phasers to... shave!

the future of the site will belong to a capital organization that will find a way to monetize its decline.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman would have been perfect, but now I would love to see a shaved Galifianakis go full dramatic Oscar turn playing a warts-and-all Roddenberry.

IIRC, his pitch of the Ferengi was that the men had huge dicks and than proceeded to describe all of their various sexual positions until the producers told him to stop.

No mention of Roddenberry cheating on his wives, abusing at least one of his wives, and making frequent use of the casting couch? Do these new writers not know how this place works?

I’m just going to have to call pants “unassless chaps” from now on, aren’t I?

Aren’t those just pants?

“Duke, that’s not Clinton! That’s one of your mechanical hillbilly bears!”

No one who starts a sentence with “I’m all for forgiveness” ever follows it up with something that indicates such. The cousin of “I have a great sense of humor, but that Family Guy joke enraged me.”

Damn, 58 is young.

For the last time, it’s the “Bourbon-Stained” Bears!

A Dowd B- is about as good as a B or even B+ from many other critics, the concept (from what I’ve read) is right up my alley, and I like Jackman and Newton. Sounds like I’ve got another movie to add to my watchlist.

Him and Stephen Fry on QI was just gold:

They should’ve made loafers that looked like former gophers.

Rappers are struggling to innovate. We had a guy wear a giant clock around his neck and another one carrying a chalice around. Now, it’s gonna be sensible shoes and Mr. Rogers sweaters. BOOOOYYYYEEE!