I remember sitting there watching Bond getting tortured over the opening credits while Robo-Madonna sang “I’m gonna. des-troy. my e-go!”

You only kill what you eat.

Can’t you just forge another doctor’s signat- wait, no they all look the same.

Not just men’s fashion.

Not one mention of Portofino cuffs on his shirts. Shame.

All I remember about that show is the incredibly lame-arse joke where they’re at the Punk Girl’s converted warehouse/factory apartment and one of them says “Wow, this place is a dump” and Punk Girl replies cheerfully “Thanks!”

Seriously, the whole “SELMA HAYEK IS 54 YEARS OLD AND LOOKS LIKE THIS!?!?” bullshit gets tiring.

Can’t you just prescribe yourself ‘roids, doc?

Do you... do you think his interests changed when he gained muscle? What your body looks like is not related to your personality.

That’s because they have Bond wearing Seppo suits by Tom Ford, and Americans cannot make a good suit. Full stop.

That’s pretty fucking hypocritical on her part if what you say is true, which I suspect it’s not.

Coldplay in the key of fart.

An anti-vaccer is someone who is against using a machine that generates negative pressure in order to lift dirt, dust, and other contaminants off a surface in order to clean it.

Yeah, this smacks of Jesse coming up with a shitty thesis, loading himself up on the laxatives, and then shitting out a thousand or so words trying to justify it, in prime AV Club fashion.

Lemme guess, you went to Bond.