No, no, Vague: you see, Purity up there, had he been in a time machine and gone back to the 60s, why, he’d have marched right up to a Klan rally in Mississippi and told them they were wrong! And all the Klansman would be immediately taken aback, take off their hoods, and then go out offer their daughters’ hands in…

That’s just fuckin’ creepy.

Like, literally a tenth of the cost per episode. And that’s just comparing a reality show to a standard drama or comedy with zero special effects or crowds or anything.

Look, man, they tossed the coin, all right? They’re not gonna toss it again.

Gillian Anderson, The Crown

Truly, he’s a thespian of the people.

...I’m going to go out on a limb and guess you’re American...

Skyfall is an excellent theme. I love Chris Cornell’s voice, but I’m kind of on the fence about his Bond song.

*in Dame Shirley’s voice, to the tune of “Goldfinger”*

The twist is, of course, that none of the women in that film have actual cunts.

Let’s see...it had a Drax, but not the Space Shuttle one.

“Look, Cubby, the Yanks are never gonna let us release a movie called Eight Cunts in their cinemas.”

How very dare you suggest anyone can replace John Hannah, you philistine.

THESE GUYS EAT TOO MUCH RED MEAT!

Skyfall will always get an extra bump from me because it did something very important: It actually made the case for why Bond existed and how he could be of value in a 21st century setting

If they do a third* The Mummy film, I want Brendan and Weisz back, and Daniel Craig involved somehow. Possibly some sort of evil millionaire who wants some ancient, powerful artifact he’s read about, and for Fraser and Weisz to get it for him.

Skyfall...top tier

I AIN’T GOT TIME TO DIE...

Works on contingency?