Worth it alone for Principal Lewis and Bullock.

Trying to introduce new things to nerds is a bad risk.

I’m not joking when I say get a series of school teachers to rotate through. 

Crazy Pete Evans approves.

Shang Chi even ends with massive aerial fight over a city...

Goddammit.

Fuck all the shitstains who don’t appreciate the genius of your comment.

I mean, I wouldn’t say good. 

My son is also called Surfbort.

I just imagine some PR hyper-bitch coming over to AVC offices and jangling her keys in front of Barsanti for thirty seconds until he forgot about it.

J-Pop cover of “In The Air Tonight” incoming...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Briefcase

They should all have their faces hidden by the cowls on the grey hessian cloaks they wear, and end every clue they read out with “IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY.”

Bella fulfills her role competently enough in the current movies:

Why does “Ansel Elgort” sound like a name a shape-shifting alien makes up on the spot when a human asks about him?

Seriously, why are you greyed out again?

Honestly, I much prefer AVC’s games coverage.

Turns out Tweed was actually made to be worn by beautiful/crazy/damaged girls with bangs and tattoos and no one else.

He has a great “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets” section where he reads one that goes “Why does Gerard Butler keep doing all these shit films? Does he have a load of student debts or something?”

Bah! Change the name of the genre if they’re not gonna bring the sponsorships back!