I thought Roger Stone was getting ready to drop his spoken-word poetry album?

Kamen is an engineer, which means he’s sadly not blessed with any sort of interpersonal or social skills whatsoever that would’ve enabled him to figure that out on his own.

I’d say he my third least-favourite (Catherine Ryan and Jo Brand being my bottom two) - but still, given the hundreds of British Panel Show Guests there are, that’s still rock bottom.

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Boggles the fucking mind how many people are trying to overcomplicate this:

“This movie, sadly, lost $200 million at the box office, so unfortunately we can’t pay you.”

Rock at least requires talent, rather that just being rich enough to hire a social media marketing team.

But he’s rich and nominally attractive!

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I think they just should gone full Noo Joizey, Sopranos-style Italian American in the accents.

Stanley Kubrick’s ghost is gonna haunt the shit outta Scott for this.

My favourite Celebrities Read Mean Tweets was Gerard reading one that said: “Why does Gerard Butler keep making shit films? Does he have a lot of student loans or something?” and Butler just looking down camera and smiling and saying “No. I just keep making all these shit films.”

Ugh. What terrible casting. Casting someone with a personality to play John Major.

William and Harry have been married for about five minutes.

Yeah, I can’t see it working.

“Hoo-ah Ahh-ah!”

Especially since Ray is probably the most competent and least-fucked-in-the-head agent they’ve got. Lana’s basically Mallory Jr (how else would Archer fall for her), who only only seems non-egotistical and not vain because she’s next to Archer.

That shows, because apparently she doesn’t get half the jokes in Archer she has to say but goes for ‘em anyway. And nails it every time.

Comrade Gagarovich to use Sparrow training to infiltrate decadent Western pig-dog capitalist clothing house. Seduce son. Learn secrets of Italian fashion trade, steal them, and return to guide Glorious Soviet Fashion Industry to enlighten oppressed workers of the world of their oppression via daring necklines, suede…