Stupid fucking Kinja’s Infinite Scroll bullshit...wrong comment.

Fuck it, you had me at Emma Thompson and Stephen Fry:

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I’ve got an LP of it I picked up from a garage sale for a buck. 

I mean, this guy was right there, and the marketing basically writes itself.

My favourite is when her eyes have swollen shut because Cheryl got her zucchini instead of cucumber for her eyes and she’s shitting on Pam for not knowing what vegetables are what:

And it wasn’t even a Soviet Bloc accent - just Yorkshire, because Isaacs decided that Zhukov would best be played as a Yorkshireman, and by the gods was he correct.

I’m just so glad Fincher left the camera one when Norton decided to deck Leto.

Yeah, the email just comes off as stringing her along.

Jesus Christ. What’s his skincare regime? Natron?

And if they kept that plotline Lucas would’ve been able to keep the dueling space-banjos scene in it, as well. 

“And the fact I couldn’t help but editing shit into my genius, perfect-from-conception movie for the next two decades!”

It’s sad that there’s a law in Italy about becoming an actor...

I like to think that fur she’s wearing is 100% flying squirrel.

He’s a fuckin’ Gucci and he shoots with an East German camera?

For those who, you know, don’t want a region-locked video:

I love the low-key joke in that clip - the German “pamphlet” is as thick as a phone book.

Hey, man. Bright was one of the best movies of the late 90s.

Wait, they’re not the latest batch of cast members of The Bold & The Beautiful?

Fortunately, great strides have been made in the field of monkey prosthetics.