When Jared Leto is less problematic than Jeff Tambour...

“BRRRING IN THE CHAISE LONGUE!”

That pasty piece of shit was too good to get married in Gunnedah when he was copping off with Miranda Kerr, the Pommy bastard.

I hereby declare we call this show “Royal Family Guy”.

That “OK, that guy freaks me out” is pure late-FG Stewie, as is the “Is that French toast?” “Why?! Do I look fat?!” line.

One, it’s not her music. Two, no one’s mentioning her gender, except you, because you’re the Zoomer version of a Karen who screeches “Think of the children!” every time there’s some you find doesn’t explicitly pander to you.

That wasn’t a comeback; that was stating facts.

Meanwhile, in Australia...

Glad you could take some time out of your posting instagram and tiktok schedule to post here.

A decade after “Friday,” Black has reinvented herself as one of pop’s most exciting artists

Can you and Bronte just take each others’ virginities and chill the fuck out already? 

I think it actually goes deeper than that - it’s a form of covergent evolution, if anything.

Fucking seriously, though, if you told me that cunt was a side character from Arrested Development I’d believe you.

I think the greatest cultural impact The Crown has had is suddenly making every fuckin’ Seppo with a Netflix account feel they’re an expert on Britain.

Is that meant to be better than what I said?

That’s just German for “Die Suicide Squad”.

Pretty much. 

Idiots splitting up in the haunted mansion?

Not ScarJoh?