So you’re saying the key to preventing another riot is $14 bottles of water?

I can’t remember who said it first, but:

Literally everyone one of the Prince’s lines could be a Stewie Griffin line.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, now: it’s not just hard-hitting satire.

Oh, don’t be silly. HBO is a professional organisation.

In his defence, I know plenty of eight-year-olds who could steal a bike: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7097101.stm

I know Head from Korn became a Born Again Christian

Thandiwe Newton’s a Pom. Not Aussie. Not even as Aussie as Worthington.

Nothing says “sustainable” like floor to fucking 20ft ceiling windows!

I was gonna say “Crypto is Herbalife for nerds”, but then I realised that Herbalife for nerds is probably Star Citizen.

“Stupid things have positive outcomes all the time.”

Bwoah.

I was thinking the same thing, but then I realised my brother’s wife would probably call him up to deal with some emergency like she couldn’t find where the coffee was in the pantry five minutes after we started living together and he’d bail on whatever project he was contractually-obligated to complete that resulted…

“I’m a medium brown.”

Sing us a song, ol’ hair-inna-can, sing us a song tonight...

Who’ve they cast to play the villain role of Naomi Osaka?

Never been homeless, but I have been told to kill myself because people have told me I should take inspiration from the film Into The Wild, which was, as far as I can tell, about a fucking idiot who decided to commit suicide in the most circuitous way possible. So I can empathise.

So, does Damon “git ‘er done” in this film?

washed-out, bleach-bypassed, slow-mo pan over Schweighofer with his ear up against a safe door with his fingers on the dial.

Nah, he needs to let some skinny, pale waif with bangs breath-sing cover it as a minor-key, down-tempo acoustic version so that Zack Snyder can use it in the opening credits of Army Of Thieves.