About 15 years ago I bought a fixer-upper cottage on a lake in the Poconos, and buried in a pile of crap was an almost-new (but almost 40 years old) big green Stanley thermos...you know the kind carried by lunchbucket welders and ironworkers...started using it and it has held up amazingly well since then, keeps things…

How much does anyone want to bet that none of those pledges will be honored in the least?

60% of the time, it works everytime !

i went without kids so i could afford breakfast sammies when i got older. whos the fool now, huh?

You posted a slideshow and at least one of the slides linked to another slide show, instead of just giving us the goddamn info.

Class action lawsuit incoming!

Don’t forget a big music box to stuff  your body in to assist in said flight.

Spice drops REALLY suck. 

What is there to hate about chocolate oranges? Is it the orangey flavor? I always look forward to them every year -- especially the dark chocolate ones.

I just want them to bring back fries fried in animal fat again, they’ve never tasted quite right since they stopped.

A rain out may be considered ‘Force Majeure’, or act of god, because nothing can be done to control the weather. Unsecured manholes are negligence on the part of the race organizers. It’s their job to make sure the track was in proper condition.

Lets start by saying that superhero fatigue is NOT a thing. Having fatigue of having to do homework by watching three shows and three movies that are not directly related to the movie showing in theaters IS a thing. It becomes a chore to have to go back to a movie you really weren’t interested in or having to add TV…

What are the odds this guy practices Eastwood's “go ahead, make my day" in the mirror on a weekly basis?

McDonalds has been upfront about the eggs forever, and the rest of the pre-made stuff is pretty obvious.

Her name has to be Karen, right? Because I cannot imagine the girlfriend of an HOA president being anything other than a Karen. 

She is protecting her money.  There might be more to it, but this is one of the main reasons.

This does not have a built in solar charger. You have to buy the panels separately.

This does not have a built in solar charger. You have to buy the panels separately.

Exactly: Suchet is the Poirot, just as Jeremy Brett is the Sherlock Holmes.

Jesus Christ, techbros never say anything worth listening to. Shoulda just interviewed the comms worker who actually wrote these responses.

The chassis ID of that Ferrari sold for $1.9M. The scrap metal they tossed in for free. It has LONG passed the point where you can make a brand new one of these from scratch for less than it costs to buy one in good condition, but without that all-important chassis ID, it’s not a Ferrari (and Ferrari will sue your ass…