Don’t forget a big music box to stuff  your body in to assist in said flight.

Spice drops REALLY suck. 

What is there to hate about chocolate oranges? Is it the orangey flavor? I always look forward to them every year -- especially the dark chocolate ones.

I just want them to bring back fries fried in animal fat again, they’ve never tasted quite right since they stopped.

A rain out may be considered ‘Force Majeure’, or act of god, because nothing can be done to control the weather. Unsecured manholes are negligence on the part of the race organizers. It’s their job to make sure the track was in proper condition.

What are the odds this guy practices Eastwood's “go ahead, make my day" in the mirror on a weekly basis?

McDonalds has been upfront about the eggs forever, and the rest of the pre-made stuff is pretty obvious.

Her name has to be Karen, right? Because I cannot imagine the girlfriend of an HOA president being anything other than a Karen. 

She is protecting her money.  There might be more to it, but this is one of the main reasons.

This does not have a built in solar charger. You have to buy the panels separately.

This does not have a built in solar charger. You have to buy the panels separately.

Exactly: Suchet is the Poirot, just as Jeremy Brett is the Sherlock Holmes.

Jesus Christ, techbros never say anything worth listening to. Shoulda just interviewed the comms worker who actually wrote these responses.

The chassis ID of that Ferrari sold for $1.9M. The scrap metal they tossed in for free. It has LONG passed the point where you can make a brand new one of these from scratch for less than it costs to buy one in good condition, but without that all-important chassis ID, it’s not a Ferrari (and Ferrari will sue your ass…

don’t forget pages (like this) that have multiple adds with autoplay videos breaking up the blog after every 3 lines of text

It is all so tiring. Just pay your people. Give them benefits. Figure out what that costs you. Let the prices reflect that.

At different times of the year I do that with blackberries and mulberries while I’m mowing.

Broom Boy being force sensitive without having to become a Jedi was great. It fed in to the idea that one doesn't need to join either of the religious cults to embrace and understand it.

we are talking about the same dude who spends millions of dollars helping blind kids see again, right?

no one’s sure why yet.

Get rid of the samples. You would think they were handing out gold bars by the mobs clogging the aisles.