If I had a nickel for every time the inside of my skull got X-Rayed by an oncoming Acura MDX...

Travolta should have ditched the wig after Pulp Fiction. He’s a shitty person, but he’s a damned attractive bald man, 68 years old and looks younger than Braff at 47

Not sure if it’s really devolved. I’m a big fan of Monty Python and while it’s never directly said, I always got the impression that the rest of the guys thought Cleese was a twat.   He wrote the most with Chapman so maybe they got along, which is a bit ironic given his conservative streak late in life. Or maybe…

Not telling Ryan Reynolds what to do with his documentary, but... it really ought to end with a crane shot....

Yeah, it sound like he’s an animal hoarder with higher ambitions than your average crazy cat lady. I was expecting some sort of for-profit trafficking but nope, dude just loves animals too much and in the wrong way.

“These oddities would make a little more sense if (and only if) he was one of those anti-zoo activists who believe animals outside their natural habitats are in danger.”

No you’re right. I’ve never had McDonalds fries that weren’t salted with an entire salt shakers worth of salt.

They did change. In some past decade, they changed from beef tallow (or at least beef tallow in the oil mix) to vegetable oil and they’re shadows of their former fries ever since.

People need to get the fuck off the internet, and we also need to start ignoring all these people who live their lives online. Full stop.

I have diabetes, i am just hoping for some regular un-sweet fucking tea. I sure iced tea would make a comeback. Restaurants with decent iced tea.

George Carlin had a such a deep understanding of the human condition. 

We all know Monaco is the actual worst track, and we also all know why they keep it.

I was always partial to Ting (which is grapefruit) or Fresca (before they changed the formula).

Mr Coppola, what do you have to say to reports that you and your crew can’t get along and they’re leaving in droves?

“The problem is how to pay [the employees] enough to afford children, a car and a house in the suburbs.”

They even acknowledge that in the post briefly. Then blow right the hell by it. Cause the content needs to flow.

Agreed. The return of CSI was predicated on each new season having a long arc about one criminal/crime, and the entire show suffered from it. Well, with CSI Vegas, the cast is not very good IMHO. Same goes for Law and Order Organized Crime, but this time it has a very good cast. I’m hoping it works better for Criminal…

I mean police procedurals and medical dramas are made for self-contained episodes by the very nature of what the protagonists do for a living. I guess a FBI-type show might be a bit different given the types of cases they investigate relative to a local detective, but it still seems like the best way to build an…

How did no one from the Democratic camp do ANY opposition research on Santos? It seems like several of the lies would have popped up with even minimal investigation.

if the truck driver was really just sitting there waiting for a green light doesn’t make him at fault? You have to be sure you can cross your entire vehicle before attempting to cross any kind of intersection right?