Some companies install defective airbags (twice!), some falsify emissions on diesel engines and some knowingly sell defective cars. It's the way of global capitalism and the car industry. At least Ford's employees will enjoy making their mortgage payments.

Unless you’re in Hawaii and get some apple bananas. After eating one of those I was suddenly aware of what the artificial banana flavor was trying to be. 

Totally.

I was trolling a bit but the aero pieces, being real aero pieces, aren't all that aesthetic. That doesn't stop the car from being absolutely awesome.

I have no idea of what that column thing is but I’d say that the body kit isn’t the worse one I’ve seen.

I love that song so much. 

Well, well, look who is all big time now! I hope the powers that be let you pop in to Oppo once in a while. 

Point of order! George Sanders is best known for being the voice of Shere Khan.

Just do it. It’s not a fun job but it’s a satisfying one. I can’t imagine that it’s any harder than rewiring my ‘71 Camaro and I, a complete hack, managed to do that. 

I’ve found that the assembly manual also has a ton of useful information especially if you’re working on an old car that multiple people have fucked up **modified** over the years.

I had it on a car and used it exactly like you described, to lock the keys in the car when I didn’t want to keep them on me. I was very thankful when I went for an unexpected swim while rafting. 

No, because Coors was unpasteurized it was not legal to sell in some states. Shipping illegal alcohol is bootlegging. The time limit was for the bet.

When you team up with Meg Whitman you get what you deserve.

I can relate with him. I grew up poor so “Coat of Many Colors” makes me cry every damn time and she’s not singing it to me. I imagine if I was in his place and she sang it I would end up in a puddle on the floor. 

Idina Menzel can be her cop buddy that she has do her investigating. 

I’m am always amazed at old school Democrats’ unwillingness to fight for the things that they supposedly support. They are, and have been for decades, a bunch of milquetoast wimps who would rather appease than fight. 

Meg Fucking Whitman? Just shoot me now. Hasn’t she failed at enough things?

Please tell me there will be a scene from recording Live at the Cook County Jail. I just want to see the poor hapless woman who introduces the warden and a judge and expects the inmates to applaud.  

You’re assuming that my Pixel’s USB-C port still works. Not a great assumption.  

A movie about how a group of session musicians came together and produced some of the decades top hits would be much more interesting than a dog that chases some chickens and pulls back a curtain.