I was going to add that I took too long and couldn’t edit. You’re absolutely right.

Their refunds went down because they paid more due to the changes, not because they spread it out better.

Firefly, but that was Fox’s fault. 

So you’re saying taking out a loan for a classic car, which won’t depreciate much and just might appreciate, is the smart move? 

Same with me and my wife. The last time we went out on Valentine’s Day it was to one of our favorite places but the experience was so bad that we have never gone back. 

It would have been easier with gas, but go big or go home.

I hate going to restaurants on Valentine’s Day, so right back at them. The service is rushed and poor, the food is subpar and in order to compensate for the two at a table issue I’ve seen places that jam in as many two tops as physically possible. Last year I grilled steaks outside in the snow in order to avoid going…

And I thought sex on a foam mattress was a lot of work, sheesh. 

Since it’s Valentine’s Day I have to ask, what if I want my bed partner to encroach on my side? Will it still try to create a barrier?

We all agree that health care is an emergency, right?

If you pick up an accent from your environment it’s not “fake”. If you consciously decide that speaking like that would be a good idea (Madonna) then it’s fake.  

Translation: “Hey, you said everyone would kiss our asses and let us destroy whatever we needed to maximize profits and you most certainly never said anything about unions!”

Because the entire wedding party would have died of terminal awkwardness and embarrassment.

I notice that Jack in the Box curly fries are not represented. Too bad, it’s the way to go there. I have to admit that I don’t like McDonald’s fries nearly as much as I did back in the beef tallow days but they’re fine. 

My wife’s two bridesmaids were her sister and her daughter. That would not have been good. 

I searched for a ringtone that would grab my attention right away too but I went with The Immigrant Song. Fewer people throw things at me when my phone rings with that choice.

Warships are under a different set of salvage regulations than civilian ships which will prevent any normal salvage operations and since it’s so deep it would take a well funded effort that wouldn’t go unnoticed.

Had a ‘98 as a utility vehicle and winter beater. I actually grew to respect it. Now I’m not saying it wasn’t a POS, it was, but it was a useful POS that never let me down, moved me a couple of time, and just generally got the job done. That anonymity mean blowing by the police at speed unnoticed.

Were the U.S. spec engines rated at the same power?

It wasn’t intentional, she just overcompensated. We’re adjusting the other way for this year.