I certainly won’t complain but it seems strange that this would be more profitable than sticking three guys in a studio in Bristol and having them call the race with pauses for commercials. 

When I was a kid, before we had a microwave, and even before we had an air popper we popped popcorn on the stove in a covered frying pan. The trick was finding the poor sucker who was going to stand there and shake the damn thing while it was popping. 

If they do just ask them what the seceding states wanted the right to do. Then stand back and watch them turn inside out to avoid the word “slavery”. 

The light bats will be burning brightly tonight!

How soon they forget.

I’m not sure why, but when I was reading the article this song started going through my head.

When an actor can out mustache Tom Selleck he should automatically get an Oscar.

Same here. I have an old 50" Panasonic plasma commercial monitor that still going strong after 12 years or so. It’s only 720p but the colors are still glorious. 

A lot of reviews comment negatively on its size and I always wonder if that takes in to account how large the driver is. At least when it comes to the interior, what is too big to some might seem just right to others and a taller driver might be better able to see to maneuver the thing. That is unless it’s even beyond…

No, I don’t but the kind of moron that injects semen in to his arm might.

Did he somehow think that semen and stem cells were the same thing?

I think Zykera Rice, the star of the Gonzaga women’s team, would agree about the blue.

A blown big block with zoomies, of course. Totally undrivable, but so cool.

I wasn’t really asking if it was big enough for me to fit, rather I was asking that if all of the complaints that smaller people have about it being too big would be valid for somebody larger. 

I don’t think I phrased my question well enough. It’s not whether a large person would fit in the large Challenger. It’s whether a large person would think the car is too big like a lot of smaller people seem to think.

Oh, I assume I’ll fit. It’s more of a question of whether the car is too big to enjoy. Somebody who is 5'8 might think so while somebody who is 6'5" might not.

I think they’re the traditional competition but I’m not sure it it’s true these days. I think, and this is purely speculative, that the Mustang/Camaro buyer is looking for more overall performance while the Challenger buyer is looking for a more traditional muscle car experience. 

Since the average Jalopnik writer is smaller than the average Jalopnik reader, would somebody who is, say, 6'3" and 250lbs feel the same way about the size as a smaller person would?

Black Butte Porter is really good but I’d rather have their ales. Mirror Pond, Fresh Squeezed and Inversion are some of my favorite widely available beers.

Like, go back and read the title of the article and then, like, read my post. Think maybe they’re related?