You can’t always get what you once - Mick Jagger

Intake manifolds are boring says you? Nay, say I!

I think by that they mean it has a higher tooth count which means less movement is required before it “catches” and lets you turn the bolt which is important in confined spaces. 

I think by that they mean it has a higher tooth count which means less movement is required before it “catches” and…

I’ll have you know that I not only saw Tricia Yearwood wear gloves but I saw her wash her hands as well. Of course she’s not a real cooking show chef so it doesn’t count.

Because then you’re reducing Shannann Watts down to her relationship with this weasel. I think I would have gone with something like “Husband who murdered ...”

I’ve seen Galaxies battling it out with little Euro cars at Goodwood. It’s like Gulliver vs the Lilliputians. The tight course doesn’t really suit them but it’s still fantastic.

It sounds like he’s living the best of all possible lives.

I wouldn’t call a Falcon “gigantic”. Bigger than contemporary Euro cars, sure, but not huge since it’s basically a Mustang in a boring suit. A rally Galaxie would be gigantic. And glorious.

But did they test a salad bowl?

For whatever reason my parents decided to raise turkeys one year when I was a kid. They were just the normal domestic white, but the 30lbs one we had for Thanksgiving is still the best turkey that I’ve ever had and we ate those leftovers forever (which is a good thing when you don’t have money).

Ford didn’t use the 302 in the GT40. That was the 289 (and 427).

Cool hat, but who wore it best?

I don’t know what you’re talking about. Every Christmas after opening the presents my family sits down to watch A Clockwork Orange. Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like rape scenes.

Oh god, there’s Cathy McMorris Rogers behind her. We tried, everybody, but she still got reelected. Amazing. Absolutely 0% of her ads during the election cycle were about her accomplishments or beliefs. The entirety of her campaign was to point at her opponent and call her names.  

I’ve never really pictured you wearing a flat brimmed hat or driving a Subaru WRX but I guess that’s on me. 

They can paint the dirt and make it look pretty on TV, though. That’s all that really matters. 

I’m a Seahawks fan and I just remember hoping that nobody on the team would do exactly what RG3 did. Every person responsible for the decision to play on that field should have been fired.

They can only play on American shitty sod!

Can I get an exemption? I have a very definite reason for hating the fucking shit out of that song. I spent 1987 on a coral atoll named Diego Garcia. On the only TV station that we had, an Armed Forces Radio & Television station, they played that fucking song over a video of the various building on the base being…

Stop that. You’re being silly.