We did the same thing in the mid-80s when I was in the Navy. A travel size bottle (or two) of JD or rum will fix that theater Coke right up.

Elon still hasn’t learned the rules for billionaires. They can get away with anything except things that cause other rich people to lose money. 

Off topic but how can you have a montage of Holmes’s without Basil Rathbone? Jeremy Brett was the best, definitive Holmes but Rathbone was pretty iconic so whoever made that should go back and fix it!

The Emperor’s New Groove is still safe though, right?

Nobody goes to Waikiki anymore. It’s too crowded.

Nobody goes to Waikiki anymore. It’s too crowded.

Needs more Highway Star

So they bunch the cars back up, there are even more huge wrecks, everybody complains (while secretly enjoying it), the top teams figure out an advantage, things string out again, and then the cycle starts again. Lather, rinse, repeat. 

Strangely enough, my state doesn’t have a separate tipped minimum wage and there still seem to be restaurants open. I must be imagining things. 

I’ve been saying this for a while now, just not as well. These ulrta low mile cars aren’t cars anymore, they’re statues. I wouldn’t get any enjoyment at all from owning one and I have no idea why anyone, other than a museum, would pay the premium for one just for the honor of parking the damn thing in the garage and…

Everyone knows that Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs is the best cereal, as long as you add a scoop of sugar to it.

With Alaska the extra cost of premium coach also includes complimentary cocktails, beer and wine so if the flight is long enough you can come out ahead. 

The cube farm in the picture is still 100 times better than the dreaded “open floor plan” office. At least the cubes give you the illusion of privacy. 

When my accountant wife gives me the OK for a new one. Which is why I’m still driving a 12 year old Mercury. 

He needs more guitar graffiti.

I didn’t realize it was National Women’s Day again.

But this doesn’t just apply to this car. It’s true of muscle cars too and the previous Ford GT is the poster child for it. If they have more than 100 miles then they’re high mileage.

I just don’t get the currrent car market. For a car to be sought after it either has to be a pile of moldering rust and mouse piss pulled from a shed or it has to be a car that has never and will never be driven so it’s more a statue than a car. Meanwhile cars you can get in to and drive are the least valuable. I can…

Rude Kayaker Gets In The Way of Seal Preparing Dinner.

Absurdly low cars have been around forever. The tail dragging lead sleds of the 50s and low riders of the 70s are just two examples. They’re not my thing but I don’t hate them. It’s the absurd camber of the modern “stance” cars that makes me nauseous. I think that’s because it makes them look broken.

From the factory. Back then we weren’t above a little engine swap goodness. Would a ‘79 Camaro with the 427 from a ‘69 Corvette be muscular enough for you? Because that’s what a friend of mine drove and it seemed pretty fast to me.