The original Rampage game had so many quirky elements that could’ve contributed to a darkly humorous monster movie, like the monsters eating people and reverting back to naked humans intermittently. But no, much more predictable box office in yet another family-friendly adventure starring The Rock.

That is the funniest review of Rampage I’ve read yet.

I already felt sick that we had to pay taxes when our dearest pustule of a Prez doesn’t. And Scientology doesn’t. And now these assholes. PUKE

Well if Scientology can harass employees of the IRS into submission, I suppose that anyone who’s motivated enough can too. This precedent was set over 20 years ago.

Boycotts are A-OK if it’s against insufficiently Jesus-y Starbucks cups or NFL teams that allow their players to kneel.

But did they clear the MechaGodzilla rights? That’s the only question that matters.

Which, unironically I assume, is an episode of Vanity Fair Confidential that is airing on Investigation Discovery right now and will continue to air several more times tonight.

Holy Christ. Also: who the fuck enjoys watching this shit?

They’ve explicitely talked about how they are inspired by #blacklivesmatter. They’re already trying to signal boost for people and movements that don’t have the privilege of the megaphone that whitness and affluence gives them. . .

Indeed. And not all of the activists are white. In fact, the most powerful voice among them is Emma Gonzalez:

Yeah, the kids were not all white. There were no black children killed, but there were several Latinx children and an Asian child. And that doesn’t include the other children who were injured.

Hold up. The main woke girl is latinx, and so were multiple victims in this shit. Are we really at the “not black = white” level here

“17 white lives”

Are you sure about that?

I’m old enough to remember rotary phones!

OMG, I’m old enough to remember the previous Winter Olympics, Obama’s inauguration, drones becoming popular, the first “Paranormal Activity” movie, and Dubstep music!

I’m old enough (sadly) to remember exactly how the fallout of the Trayvon Martin shooting went.

I call shenanigans. They’re in cahoots together to create social media drama and drive traffic.

“Brad Pitt supposedly interceded on his behalf though, according to The New York Times, even Pitt feared he’d be fired after speaking to Weinstein about his behavior.”