The 1960's Mysterious Island wasn't one of Ray Harryhausen's very best films, but it's still a million times better than this new formulaic dumb CGI family flick.

They fell in love, got married, and eventually had giant children together. True facts.

So is White Wolf Publishing still around to pitch a shit-fit about how the Underworld movies supposedly stole the whole vampire vs werewolf goth-fest from their role-playing games?

Ah, the 1970's — back when women didn't worry about waxing their "happy trails".

Yay - Books Nippon! I loved them back in the '80s. They helped me amass quite a collection of anime comics and "Roman Albums" throughout middle and high school.

My favorite Tom Cruise role is the one where he's wearing the black turtleneck and cackling maniacally while attempting to make the scamming quackery of Scientology seem awesome.

The word "amazeballs" really, really, REALLY needs to be retired.

There are obviously too many cute robot characters from Japan to mention even most of them, but the adorable 1970s live action character Robocon deserves a nod...

Mammoth, schmammoth - I just want to visit any university named "Kinki".

Whenever anyone says "Oh, hell no" in print, I always hear it in Will Smith's voice in my head.

Now I'm hungry for a Bananalien.

Maybe it's ghost-Yoda.

First off, this might just be one particular stage of the Lizard transformation. Perhaps this form leads up to a final form that looks more lizardlike in the shape of the head. It would make sense that a movie version of the Lizard would transform more gradually, a la Jeff Goldblum in 'The Fly', as opposed to the…

No sweater in the universe is ugly enough to make the adorable Karen Gillan look bad.

Looks like these aliens might be a bit harder to kill than the fuzzy lightstick-mouthed aliens in "Attack the Block".

I wish Cookie Monster had kept his threateningly sharp teeth for Sesame Street.

"Spydor's new, from the Masters of the U!"

Here's another really good one — but it might be a bit of a stretch as a health benefit given its bourbon content - heh.

Or how Rick and company managed to avoid detecting several dozen zombies locked up in the barn when they have apparently been given freedom to wander around the farm for several days.

Yes, there are indeed examples of Lovecraft himself explaining too much and removing some of the mystery from his own scenarios. A good example of this is "At the Mountains of Madness", which has a great set-up, but then gets bogged down in explaining too much detailed history about the "Elder Things", their various…