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You mean the sane people?

You never fought the goldfish boss in Earthworm Jim? You just knock over his bowl with one whip of your head.

I’m guessing you’re a really miserable and uninteresting person.

I’m guessing you’re an angry idiot with a useless degree from a poorly ranked state school.

Here’s 20 Virtue Points™ on me for using all the right leftoid buzzwords.

It’s so funny how if he had ever you know, tweeted a smirking cartoon frog or something, you’d all be calling for his execution. The hypocrisy from the soyf*cked loser brigade is astounding. 

‘woke culture”

How’d you end up such a worthless pussy? 

The show was a complete failure.  

Why do soy people love Radiohead so much? It’s a weak little man whining over some throwaway Aphex Twin tracks.

Oh look, some ugly pink haired c*nt likes abortion.

Yeah how many buildings do you own, Mr. Mediocre Freelance Writer?

What did he do wrong?

What’s wrong with racism? What even is racism?

Now playing

A creepy soon to be classic: “Friends” where the laugh track is just Ricky Gervais alone:

Unacceptable is relative.

Trannies are sick in the head though.

Back in the late 90s, a friend of mine who loved bad movies checked this out at Blockbuster and kept it out way past the due date, accruing serious fees on it. He became known as “Meteor Man” to the BB Staff.

The Caesars, as in Salad, Julius, Sid and Little?

I was reading about Ketchum and thought someone was trolling me with the news of Mark E. Smith. Today has been brutal for us weirdos!