More likely there were a bunch of skeptics who ordered it and while eating the real meat burgers, thinking they were the Impossible burger, they were saying, “Yuk! This is terrible! It tastes nothing like the real thing!”

Turns out the campaign to kill all the animals in the irradiated countryside wasn’t done merely to prevent the spread of the contamination, but also as an attempt to find and kill the American spies Moose and Squirrel.

Search and Rescue helicopter pilot guy here. In case any of you are wondering if this will happen to you after falling off a cliff face or something and needing an airlift, it won’t if they do their jobs right. In the organization I fly with you have to use a line attached to the litter that’s held by a member of the…

“When he opens his mouth it’s a vacuous hole: There’s little room for a brain or anything else.”

Close but not quite. Think of it more of a coup by wealthy slave-having landowners resentful that any portion of their wealth might not be theres in totality, and who were equally angry that Royal Treaties with First Nations people prevented from appropriating their land en-masse. So they orchestrated a coup to depose…

In fact, the United States, where I live, was founded after waging a war against a king that the colonists felt was a tyrant.

Would you please not post articles from Jezebel on the Kotaku feed. It’s like posting fashion reviews on the mechanics website or junk food articles on the environment website.  Thank you.

I’m waiting for the next chapter where Tencent folds Riot and moves LoL development to a Chinese studio where dissidence doesn’t happen for obvious reasons.

Looks like someone’s reading them, 🕶️ the Riot Act.
YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

From Psychology Today:

Yeah, this guy’s a psychopath.

The “hero” of our story is a total asshole, actually. Having a movie as big as Infinity War being spoiled sucks. But to invest a year of time building a fake friendship, with just the HOPE that you are going to see Endgame before the other guy, only to screw him over... that’s a sickness, man. Life must be treating…

The golden ring of hell.

Wa-D.D. Driver sums it up perfectly with this rhetorical question:

I’m sure that ruining a bunch of people’s enjoyment by taking photos of the screen every fifteen minutes or so in a crowded theatre was worth this masterful and totally not creepy plan to out-troll an internet troll.

So that guy dedicated a year of his life forming a fake friendship in order to get back at the guy who . . . spoiled a movie?

This is just...sad and pathetic. And arguably much, much worse than what originally happened to this person because he actually made this other guy feel like he had a good friend before getting his revenge.

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

I mean, that guy was a troll, but this guy is a sociopath. If I were that troll, I’d sleep with one eye open for the rest of my life.

Both people suck