So what you're saying is that you once knew a man from Nantucket?

Compromise: We replace all the male leads with actresses, keep the female love interests, and add more making out and sex scenes.

Mr. Deeds

Doobies? I'm in.

II, fuck typo.

I'm talking about the old lady *and* Kathy Bates!

Boobs! It had boobs.

Batman and Robin, Shazaam, MIB II, ST: Nemesis are a few that come to mind. I think Nemesis has to take the cake though.

This really should become an Olympic sport. But, nooo, we get curling.

Next time: The Matrix rewrites all the rules.

If that's the "Leaving on an Airplane" clip, I will stab you.

As a fellow of Irish descent, I think I understand the vampires' dependence on total sunblock coverage. I will allow it.

He was fully dressed in those scenes.

Or "Russian duct tape equivalent".

My theory is that these were a reaction to the all-is-well feeling in late 90s America. Like American Beauty with more kung fu.

"Forbidden" is a relative term I guess.

I think we all know that women enjoying sex is sinful.

Central to Playboy’s creation myth is that the first issue included as its centerfold none other than Marilyn Monroe, who had posed nude for a calendar company several years before becoming famous. This epochal event is re-enacted as the most matter-of-fact transaction possible, with Hef tracking down the calendar…

You would think it would go down to the D after a few drinks.

Dear Baby Boomers: Much like how you "discovered" (whatever) during the Summer of Love at college while you were nancying out of Vietnam, younger generations don't give a flying fuck about the magazine that gave you your first boner in 1961.