A better than D+ score on AVC for an evangelical film? Jesus Christ, it's a miracle.
A better than D+ score on AVC for an evangelical film? Jesus Christ, it's a miracle.
I always keep Emergency Vodka handy in case Mormon missionaries show up. Or because I'm an alcoholic.
That's not even in the top 20 of drunk-at-a-kid's-waterpark stories I've heard. Most of them result in sex offender registration.
I will resist the "your mom" joke.
I love the fuck out of Donal Logue, so nice bonus having him here.
I would joke about Stallone being old, but he probably could still pack a wollop. Perhaps 1.5-3 wollops.
It certainly captured the post-9/11 world ahead of schedule.
Let Mr. Snipes have his moment in the spotlight, please.
That name sounds very boy bandy.
"Except me!"-every mediocre director of the 21st century
Blackjack vs. The Ku Klux Klan!
I feel like this is one of those copyright traps non-fiction creations like dictionaries and Trivial Pursuit make up just to identify people who lift their text unattributed.
It is the 90s-est movie possible, hence all the Dan Cortese.
Not to be confused with Cana-bus, the public transportation system for Canadians.
So, this is the closest thing we'll get to more Hammer horror films?
I've always wanted to see a movie where the system reads the first password guess and say "Close Enough" and lets them in.
You know, I always wanted to be an architect.
or the Catholic Church?
Dee Barnes wasn't consulted for this article.
That's at least 50 in actress years.