Acquittal in the court of law is not acquittal in the court of public opinion. Ask OJ Simpson about that. The public is allowed to weigh the evidence itself, which there's a lot more of for Parker than Affleck.

Do gay men get laughing at drag performances privileges?

Are there white people who actually watch Tyler Perry movies?

So are you named Ack Brown?

It was pretty good, the last ZAZ hurrah

Like Jeannie Beuller suddenly helping Ferris after frenching Charlie Sheen at a police station.

Their minds were melded together in a transporter accident.

He could be a pedophile.

A reggae band member?

Pretty sure this was a money laundering/tax evasion scheme.

# Doors Down is the Bud Light of music. Nickelback is, of course, Labatt.

You do realize Boston's not cold all year, right?

He must be a good basketball player because LA named their NBA area after him. (I don't know sports)

Given the number of blatant inaccuracies listed here, I'm going to guess that Slamma Jamma depicts the basketball as green and tetrahedral.

Continuing in that vein, one might also note that the call signs of Los Angeles TV stations don’t start with W; that jail and prison are two different things; that hospital bills are not paid by handing money to a doctor; that the plural of “underclassman” is not “underclassmans”; and that a trial probably wouldn’t…

We had one guy next to me stand up and shout "WHOO!" when Logan killed his first dude. (That's not rally a spoiler, is it? Anyway…). We all looked at him like "wtf?" and he shut up after that.

Narcotic Boogaloo?

See, I just found a theater near me that does the food/booze thing. Quite enjoyed it for Logan. Want to know the etiquette there.

I, for one, drive a Great Value 2.3L coupe.

And Outspacer is a dude!