January, I presume?

I assumed he disappeared when the 90s/2000s eXtreme thing ended.

hence the plus

I'm hairy, lethargic, and possibly a deadly sin. Why can't she like me??

Well, I knew from just the poster, so there!

I didn't even know he made any movies.

Is it really too soon to simply remake Torque or MI:II?

BLAST HARDCHEESE!
DAX SHEP-HARD!
BIG McLARGEHUGE!

A gay Ann Margaret's father might be the only person capable of resisting Ann Margaret's hotness.

Tila's even-sleazier sister?

Hmm. Pitcher full of vodka?

Now this movie for me goes from "skip" to "get drunk and watch". Is it weird to order a whole pitcher for one's self at cinemas that serve beer? I mean, I can kill one in the course of 126 minutes.

That was the boyband I tried launching in 1998.

HAIL SABAN

Holy fuck, I'm dying??? This is not how you break that news!

As an overgrown 14-year-old, Ms. Rife, I demand an apology. This movie looks terrible.

I presume he has at least a 20" dick that can sing John Meyer.

So don't be Trump?

I would like to see GB play a girlfriend.

Even as a defensive ex-Catholic, I gotta admit the bits of Bishop Sheehan I've seen are very witty and good. Also, I swear Mr. Vago is stalking my browser history to make this column. Also, also DuMont was clearly too good for this world.