That sounds so exhaustively mediocre.

…wow

Please tell me that Dad never lets you forget it.

I find the presence of women shown there highly implausible.

hehehe, "Seattle"

So, Airheads remake?

Nancy Harker, of 3018 W. State St, Pasadena.Lucky for her, she's sleeping with a lot of film executives.

Finally, a reason to visit New Orleans!

That's a pretty damn good reason, if you ask me.

You're not helping!

Which may or may not be consensual.

Mangled Swastika would make a good band name.

"Never get 'em pregnant."-Trump

Are you Ron Burghundy?

Dammit, not a Watchmen reboot.

Rochester really only calls for 1 or 2 ventricles, max.x

Still oddly an improvement.

Con: "You're ahead of your time!" UGGGH!!! >:(
Pro: Apparently the "Beauty and the Beast" song still gets me from back when I used to feel feelings. Dammit?

Clearly this tracklist needs Bad to the Bone.

But is he still the Youth of the Nation?