I see he's moved on from his airport director/Senator/Manhattan District Attorney/reverse mortgage spokesman/dead guy phase.

Christina Ricci IS Taylor Swift IN Z: The Beginning Of Everything.

I think on some level we like to imagine the fight is about ourselves.

I demand royalties for them adapting my browser history..

And Joker got away, hey!

I have a feeling this will be a favorite movie of future serial killers.

He only marries treasures of foreign nations.

You'd think Pittsburgh would throw their local workforce bone and use a coal-fired stadium.

Rated "R" for "Redeeming"!

You would think a guy named Church would be all over the genre.

Jesus Christ on a Cracker

Just once, I wanna see the redemption of a serial child molester or puppy rapist. Or a guy who keeps marrying women and setting them on fiie.

In POG form, I hope.

Whenever Affleck's Batman is not on screen, other characters should be asking, "Where's Batman?"

But the nineties only ended three years ago!

Kim Bauer? Dragon Tattoo ripoff Chloe?

We get a whole lot of Cox, sometimes satisfying.

Giant Fighting Chicken can't bee far behind. With permanent Conway Twitty.

Your first crush was a Star Wars character?

So, which male celeb are we gonna see have gallons of semen pumped from their stomach? I've seen so many versions.