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Testeless would've made more sense.

You know with Brian Cox in it, it's gonna be fairly adequate!

So Family Guy is getting a live action spin-off for its cutaway scenes?

Welp, no thanks. Another "meta" "self-aware" reboot of a forgettable late-80s TV show *cough* 21 Jump Street cash-in *cough*. Also, #beingbaywatch? Yeah, that doesn't need to be a thing.

Prof. Lava Hot • 6 days ago
It's January, AV Club, we should be getting D and F movies on here, especially with Nic Cage in it! Don't give me this piddling C- crap.

Even if that movie would've been a solid A- otherwise.

Well, that's David Bowie info number 4,308,001 that instantly makes my eyes wet a bit. Keep up the good work, you beautiful soul.

Well, it's not like they'd have to use her any less than they did in Force Awakens.

Why is Rod Blagojevich working as a trainer for Oakland?

You're going to have to be more specific. Charles Grodin kills horses a lot.

It's January, AV Club, we should be getting D and F movies on here, especially with Nic Cage in it! Don't give me this piddling C- crap.

I'm seeing a trend here. Are there any vampires written by Meijer or Mayer?

Reason n. 4,000,000,000,000,001 I am so glad I will never have kids.

So, World: 1 Girl: 0, just like in real life

No interest in Idaho for me. Too many traumatic memories of Coeur d'Alene.

I just never know when to stop spelling Mississippi.

Yes, do. We're terrible.

Also shirtless?

We were basically gonna redo LW2, with South Africa replaced by Israel.

He has anything besides that?