In my experience, shopping dealerships that don't pay salespeople on commission results in a much more pleasant experience.

Nasty, instinctive hitter in run support. Good closing speed, nose for the balls.

"Idiots like you are what's wrong with the gaming community."

Personally, I think randomly flaming people for their opinions is what's wrong with the gaming community.

On the bright side, the road rash will go away long before any rash he might have picked up from a New Jersey podium girl…

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What hypocrisy. Deadspin tells us that it was wrong for NFL doctors to push players to dope themselves, but then tries to get its readers to dope ourselves by making us listen to Colin Cowherd.

Anti-MMA position: Short-sighted legislators have created a dangerous situation where incompetent, self-regulating promotions are literally allowing people with deadly bloodborne pathogens to compete in MMA and kickboxing bouts. The solution is to legalize and properly regulate the sport.

Guy doing the finger guns can fuck right off.

It's really quite simple. You see ... [clears throat] Texas.

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

Greatest. Batmobile. Ever.

Still prefer the animated series Batmobile

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How many lives were saved by this?
I am not joking, last year we had an old lady make a kid an orphan when she drove into a restaurant and killed his parents and a waitress. She was never charged with any crime. She only lost her license.

Oh, well you can understand why a captioner might not be able to understand slurred words.

He's lucky. There's no way he would've gotten away with going into the stands in Detroit because they don't have a professional soccer team.

You are correct. Craggs just yelled at me. "Would you make cockface two words?"

I love the irony of using "isn't the most PC man" as a euphemism for "is an asshole".

So you're telling me Chili Cheese Fritos and beef jerky aren't a healthy diet for us regular, non-incarcerated people? Thanks for telling me how to live my life deadspin. OR IS THIS FOODSPIN IN DISGUISE. I FUCKING SEE YOU BURNETKO

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